An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
søndag 28. mars 2010
lørdag 27. mars 2010
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...
1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage
3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill, or Mad Dog 20-20.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
6. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
7. You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your yard.
8. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
9. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
10. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
11. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
12. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the darkside... it'll be a hoot."
13. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defenseelectro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
14. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
15. You think Han Solo would look better in flannel cause he looks a little sissy in that vest.
16. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
17. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to slide in through the window.
18. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
19. You ever fell in love with your sister.
20. You have ever referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
21. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
22. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
23. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.
24. In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "just ain't right."
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage
3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill, or Mad Dog 20-20.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
6. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
7. You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your yard.
8. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
9. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
10. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
11. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
12. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the darkside... it'll be a hoot."
13. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defenseelectro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
14. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
15. You think Han Solo would look better in flannel cause he looks a little sissy in that vest.
16. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
17. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to slide in through the window.
18. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
19. You ever fell in love with your sister.
20. You have ever referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
21. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
22. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
23. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.
24. In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "just ain't right."
Facebook Forstyrrelser
Jeg har skrevet tidligere om Facebook, og menneskers tendenser til å hige etter sosiale medier.
Spesielt om det går ut over det virkelige sosiale livet dems.
Tsk Tsk
Nå har jeg blitt tipset om en artikkel, om Facebook.
Det er tydeligvis noe folk elsker å hate, og hater å elske.
Det hele startet med Daily Telegraph, som skrev om Facebook.
Spesielt om det går ut over det virkelige sosiale livet dems.
Tsk Tsk
Nå har jeg blitt tipset om en artikkel, om Facebook.
Det er tydeligvis noe folk elsker å hate, og hater å elske.
Det hele startet med Daily Telegraph, som skrev om Facebook.
Danny Sullivan skriver på Search Engine Land om de ting som er forårsaket av Facebook, i følge søkemotorene Google, Yahoo, og Bing.
Les hele artikkelen her
Les hele artikkelen her
onsdag 24. mars 2010
Er sosiale medier mer spennende enn sex?
Vi kjenner dem alle sammen.
De som vilt plukker opp mobilen, hiver seg på dataen for å sjekke om noe har skjedd.
Men når det går utover samvær med de som fysisk er til stede?
Da må man kanskje spørre seg selv:
Den den spennende artikkelen som kikker på våre trender på nett og der ute, på Cnet
Og tenk deg om to ganger før du løper til mobilen fordi den lager lyd..
Hvor avhengig er du av sosiale medier?
Og tenk deg om to ganger før du løper til mobilen fordi den lager lyd..
Hvor avhengig er du av sosiale medier?
mandag 22. februar 2010
R.I.S.K. vinnerene er kåret!!
For deg som kanskje ikke kjenner til R.I.S.K. Så er det Rollespill.nets Intensive SpillskaperKonkurranse.Her konkurrerer vi om å skrive et rollespill på èn uke.
Alle bidragene finne du her:
http://spillskaper.no/risk.html
Alle bidragene finne du her:
http://spillskaper.no/risk.html
Tredjeplassen eies av Sigmund Marius Nilssens (kandidat 6)
Bædæs
Andreplassen går til Kaare Berg (kandidat 11) og hans
Hevn
Og, endelig, førsteplassen inntas av Christopher Engers (kandidat 18)
Sjelefanger
Bædæs
Andreplassen går til Kaare Berg (kandidat 11) og hans
Hevn
Og, endelig, førsteplassen inntas av Christopher Engers (kandidat 18)
Sjelefanger
onsdag 17. februar 2010
Another Joke
Jeg fant den mest geniale vitsen noensinne. :D
A man is flying in a hot air ballon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I was supposed to meet a friend 30 mins. ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer." says the balloonist.
"I am." replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says "You must be a manager."
"I am." replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well", says the man. "You don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow MY fault."
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